JOKE OF THE DAY: “The Postcard That Changed Everything”
A wealthy man was living the perfect life — successful business, beautiful home, devoted wife. But like many stories that start too perfectly, temptation soon came knocking. During a business trip to Italy, he began an affair with a charming young woman.
Months later, the woman contacted him with shocking news — she was pregnant. Panicked about his reputation and marriage, the man offered her a generous sum of money to return to Italy, have the baby in private, and raise the child quietly. He also promised monthly support until the child turned 18, as long as she never spoke of it.
The woman agreed, but asked how she should let him know when the baby arrived. Thinking himself clever, the man said,
“Just send me a postcard that says one word: Spaghetti. That’s all. I’ll understand.”
A few months passed. One evening, he returned home from work to find his wife standing in the living room, holding a postcard. Her face was pale, her hands trembling.
“Darling,” she said slowly, “you received a strange postcard from Italy today.”
He swallowed hard, his heart pounding. “Oh? What does it say?”
She read aloud:
“Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.” 🍝😂
Moral of the story: Never rely on secret codes — they might just serve you your own dish of karma!