A Couple’s Game Night Took an Unexpected Turn
WIFE: Let’s play a fun little game, sweetheart.
HUSBAND: Sure! What are the rules?
WIFE: I’ll say either a country or a bird. If it’s a country, you dash to the left wall. If it’s a bird, you run to the right one. But here’s the twist—if you go the wrong way, your paycheck for the month is mine.
HUSBAND: (grinning) And if you mess up, I get your salary?
WIFE: (laughs sweetly) Deal.
HUSBAND: Alright, I’m ready!
WIFE: Okay, here it comes… “TURKEY!”
Four hours later…
The husband is still rooted to the floor, paralyzed by indecision. Was it the bird or the country?
Moral of the story: After God, always fear a clever wife.
When Memory Fails, Flowers Help
An older gentleman was enthusiastically telling his buddy about a fantastic new restaurant he visited with his wife.
“The food? Outstanding. The service? Even better,” he said.
His friend asked, “What’s the name of the restaurant?”
The man paused, scratching his head. “What do you call that flower—on a long stem—that people give on anniversaries and Valentine’s Day?”
“You mean a rose?”
“That’s it!” he replied. Then he turned to his wife and said, “Rose, honey, what was the name of that restaurant we went to last week?”