The Mighty Bull
A couple went on a tour of a farm when they noticed a bull mounting a cow.
Curious, the wife turned to the farmer and asked:
Wife: “So, how often does a bull… you know… get busy in a day?”
Farmer: “On average? About six times a day.”
The wife nudged her husband with a smug grin and whispered, “See that?”
Not to be outdone, the husband quickly followed up:
Husband: “Wait, is that with the same cow each time?”
Farmer: “Oh no, sir. Each time with a different cow.”
The husband leaned closer to his wife with a sly smile and said, “You hear that? … See?”